10. You have unlimited access to toys.
9. You have someone whose almost always ready and willing to cuddle.
8. You get to learn the highly sophisticated language of cries. For example there's the typical "I need to drift off to sleep cry" and there's the "I'm outraged and I'm about to clobber this other kid over the head with a fire truck" cry. It's a fascinating field of study!
7.You can stick with the kiddie rides at the amusement park and nobody will think you're a wimp.
6.You can buy a family pass to the amusement park and ride roller coasters all summer long!
5. Your kids won't think you're rude if you stuff your mouth full of gum and blow humongous bubbles.
While grown ups would smirk in astonishment, kids will laugh hysterically and beg for more when the bubble pops all over your face.
4.In the event that your kid gets stuck, you get to climb the play equipment at McDonald's to rescue them.
3. A little bit of knowledge goes a long way in impressing your kids. For example, if you can make a doll diaper out of a paper towel, you're the smartest mom in the world!
2. If you can make cupcakes in an ice cream cone, you are a culinary genius.
1. You can spend an entire day playing, coloring, reading books or building forts, and it is a wise investment of your time.
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